This is a Holiday Tree
This is a Christmas Tree
Didn't bother anyone getting "tow up" in the manger some couple of centuries ago, shouldn't bother anyone now.
Now before you go saying, "Well slavery didn't bother anyone back then does that mean it shouldn't bother anyone now?" First of all fuck you. You are an idiot. Second of all, it pains me that I even need to say this, but it's a fucking tree ya damn douches.
Same shit different ass.