Originally appeared in LJ on September 12th, 2004.  Jesus Christ that seems like forever ago.  I used to care back then. Now I'm just wack!

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sorry i couldn't not talk about this i think it will help if i let it out on someone other than adrian....

the day goes as usual work then come home....we have a show....which would have been our cd release but we decided to postpone it till mid october...october 16th to be exact.....

we show up at the t lounge...turns out to be a rad show....we got ...thislife (that's how you spell their name seriously it's dot dot dot this life) to join all last minute....much much love to you guys for doin the show so last minute....we'll definately do shows together again....

so quickly to get to the point....at the end of the show ANONYMOUS MAN the OWNER of the t_lounge....i thought he was only the sound guy (not a good one at that)...but i was informed otherwise...oh and like i give a fuck....anyway....we play the show do our thing....then last song comes around....the mic "somehow" ends up on the floor...show was amazing by the way....lots and lots of fun of course i do need to thank the crowd as they are the ones who give us more reason to be there....then after we're done FAT MAN...i'm sorry SOUND MAN....wait wait i'm sorry FAT SOUND MAN WHO PROLLY GOT HIS ASS KICKED AS A KID FOR BEING SO FUCKING PICKY AND RETARDED comes up on stage to start putting everything away, mics cables etc...picks up the mic i was using (which kel brought up a good point i always use my own for the same reason which i'm about to mention) and says and i quote "hmmm seems like we have a problem" he shows me the mic (short for microphone) and the sphere at the top of the mic the part you sing into has a small hole.....the mic works fine....but it has a hole....emphasis on THE MIC WORKS FINE....but to him emphasis is on I'M FAT AND CAN'T DO A GOOD JOB AT RUNNING SOUND OH WAIT BUT MY MIC IS BROKEN BECAUSE IT NO LONGER LOOKS NICE.......i tell him oh that's cool man i can fix it....which was nothing more than changing the spheres again emphasis on MIC WORKS FINE....PERFECTLY FINE....so to fix the situation i go and get my mic and take off the sphere and exchange it with his....AGAIN MIC WORKS FINE

i take it to him and give it to him and he says...WOW I'M EVEN FATTER NOW THAN I WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO GO GET YOUR MIC...wait no he really said and i quote again...."HAHA ::small chuckle of course in a fat sarcastic way which proves my point of him getting his ass kicked as a kid:: your's is all messed up too"

by this time he's getting on my nerves....i'm super duper passive i very rarely let things get to me....but this guy seems to know where all my buttons are...maybe cuz he's fat and fat people usually just sit on top of everything...hence being fat....

then here's where my fuse was lit a 2 second fuse none the less....and i FUCKIN QUOTE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW....."YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BE BREAKIN SHIT"....oh man there was no better, quicker nor more efficient way to light my fuse.....who the fuck is this fat ass to say that i can't afford shit....fuck him fuck his fat and his.....well just plain fuck him....

so i grab HIS MIC and say "these mics were meant to take abuse" and i throw it as hard as i possibly could to the other side of the venue...see seeeeee....these things can take it....it can stand having small hole.....by this time i grab my actual mic and GIVE him my PERFECTLY WORKING MIC....with some cosmetic flaws which this guy who eats anything in his path sees as more than just a scratch....

he goes to get the mic i threw accross the place....and while on his way....he says "what the fuck is your problem"...but no this guy doesn't know....he has no clue what my problem is....he is only thinking of what hes gonna grab to eat on the way home....so i give him my mic and say here, here you go man a brand new mic....one that works to replace the one I BROKE THAT STILL WORKS BUT DOESN'T LOOK COOL...
then he says i'm gonna test them....what the fuck for i gave you a replacement....
so then i go back to putting my stuff away...and try to tune him out by then....a couple minutes later....i hear in the background " oh well guess what...." that's it...no conclusion just that..."oh well guess what...."...i was right and they worked... 

fucking fat ass so i put my stuff up and came home the end......

i don't want fat people to feel offended it has nothing to do with you but my idea of bringing out the obvious in people when they piss me off....not too many people are sucessful at it but this guy, holy fuck....

MORAL OF THE STORY....this is serious folks...

"IF YOU ARE STARVING, HUNGRY AS FUCK...SOMEONE HANDS YOU A SANDWICH....ARE YOU GONNA BITCH ABOUT IT HAVING MAYONAISE...SERIOUSLY.....FUCK YOU ASS HOLE....

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